So happy I’m lying in bed grinning and staring at the ceiling. Comatose happy.

aspirinplease:

Sometimes I treat myself like a work of art.

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

(via sundy)

sherlock-hannibal:

Benedict Cumberbatch ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

Just look at this adorable dork x

(via benedictcumberbatchsexual)

reginaldmaudling:

Slightly Adequate Relatively Unknown Pythony Factoids #30:

A sketch in episode 5 of the first series features a policeman (Chapman) who enters a flat and plants some drugs on an innocent man (Idle). Idle notices his actions, and investigates the package discovering it to contain sandwiches. "Blimey!" exclaims Chapman. "Whatever did I give the wife?" This then cuts crudely into the middle of a huge audience laugh. The sketch was scheduled to end with a shot of an inebriated woman (Palin) saying "I don’t know, but it was better than sandwiches…" while hitting eggs around the kitchen with a frying pan as if it was a tennis racket. This never made it to tx, on the insistence of the BBC. The censorship has been alluded to in several places, including the American version of the 1989 documentary Life Of Python in which Idle quotes the punchline as "I don’t know, but it was better than lunch!".

reginaldmaudling:

Slightly Adequate Relatively Unknown Pythony Factoids #30:

A sketch in episode 5 of the first series features a policeman (Chapman) who enters a flat and plants some drugs on an innocent man (Idle). Idle notices his actions, and investigates the package discovering it to contain sandwiches. "Blimey!" exclaims Chapman. "Whatever did I give the wife?" This then cuts crudely into the middle of a huge audience laugh. The sketch was scheduled to end with a shot of an inebriated woman (Palin) saying "I don’t know, but it was better than sandwiches…" while hitting eggs around the kitchen with a frying pan as if it was a tennis racket. This never made it to tx, on the insistence of the BBC. The censorship has been alluded to in several places, including the American version of the 1989 documentary Life Of Python in which Idle quotes the punchline as "I don’t know, but it was better than lunch!".

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new ‘gang’ way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.